What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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