Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Knock Knock Come in

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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