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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

osama bin laden is dead

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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