How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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