- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

my wife out of the kitchen

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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