I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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wsde

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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