Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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