Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Your face

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snooki

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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