Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

An Aisian failed a test

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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