- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Dwight Howard

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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