- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Knock Knock Come in

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A child walks into a classroom.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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