- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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