Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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whats a joke

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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