- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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