How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Knock knock *open*

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

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