- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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