What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

My mum is called Steve

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Do u take sugar?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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