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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.