What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Church.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Yo mama so fat.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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