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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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