what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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