Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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