- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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