a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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minorities

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Your existance.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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