- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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