- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

like most people my age. im 27

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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