Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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hello

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42

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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