Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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