- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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