- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why? Why Not?

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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