Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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