What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Im gay What about you

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Penis chickens

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

PENIS

Justin Beiber

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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