Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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