- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

My dad

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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