- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

karn chevalier

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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