What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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