Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Anti Joke

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