- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

A seal walks into a club.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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