- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Safe sex MR

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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