What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Roses are red, yup.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Your moms so old. She might die soon

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Womens basketball

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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