Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Gay republicans

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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