Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Two women were sitting quietly.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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