Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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