Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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what is orange? an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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