- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Wolfjob.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Women's Rights..

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

69.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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