- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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