A women in the kitchen.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Justin beiber's penis

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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