You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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