- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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