- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

The Holocaust

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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